Is it me?

Some things in life are truly awe inspiring. For instance, watching a cool sunset, walks in the park, cruisin; in my ride....oh, god, I've got to cut back on the Mc Donalds double cheeseburger, the hormone injected beef is taking effect.
What is really awesome and perplexing at the same time is, rather, are cords, hoses, ropes and anything else that falls into that category of "what the f...?!"
It's like. I dunno know, "I rolled it up; I wrapped the cord back on the sweeper; I put the hoses back on the hose rack..."
But, here's the situation.
I get the cord out, or the hose and there's a knot. A KNOT!! HOW?!!! And, if you start to untangle rope,..well, there's more knots!!
I don't get it.
By the way, crude oil is down to $77 a barrel. That's $60 down from two months ago. And people are flocking to the pumps again!!
"WOW! $3 a gal!"
must be the knots.........

By the way, I'll be writing about another person tomorrow. gotta build some signs today.