Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Okay. This has got to stop!!!!





Dear Readers,


whatever happened to good ol' common sense and responsibility?! hmmmn? I can't figure it out anymore. Case in point; as I was doing my daily run I crossed Main St Bridge in town (Niles). Okay. I have mentioned to others around town about the tree growing "out of the bridge". View the pic. However, this evening as I was running across the bridge, bemused by the tree, I noticed..."AhHa!! What is this?!" ....no, "What is THAT?!!!" Immediately I curled into a fetal position holding my stomach and convulsing in a bastion of laughter!! "This is it!! Enough!! I must call someone...hmm, who else would appreciate this degradation to our humble bridge?" "Ah, my friend Todd Keller!" "We share a common bond of the mundane."


A cellphone is an incredible device. I remember as a kid we only had "makebelieve" toys that didn't EVEN COME CLOSE to our modern day toys!!


I called Todd and he came immediately to the bridge. "Yep, that's a trowel (what he called it eludes me momentarily, but he described it as such). They use them for smoothing concrete".


Alright. Somebody just tell me why an IDIOT is working on a bridge? An IDIOT so stoopid as to leave his trowel embedded in the concrete wall of a bridge?!! Evidently he wasn't hired for his workmanship. Could it be?!! Maybe he was hired, because the person whom contracted the crew to repair the bridge did what??!! HIRED THE LOWEST BIDDER!!!YES!! Somebody give me a Star to put on my fridge!! "I feel giddy". not like that, you dolts!


Can somebody respond and tell me What is Happening? Pleez??


By the way, should you wish to respond to these blogs and seem unable to..email me. lidecker@aol.com


SEE YA!!?


Maybe he should've buried it deeper so the concrete wouldn't have POPPED off like that. Naw, what the hell. If you're a moron there's no other way to screwup!!! You Rock, Moron Dude!!!

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