Is it me, JEEZUZ?! Brett Michaels?!! I dunno? Can somebody tell me about the charisma this dude has?! Shit! I say we send him to the most militant Islamic nations and release him like the "Plague" he is! Can I getta "whoop whoop?!" Seems like anything with big tits and no brains fawns over him! This evening, I spent a grueling hour listening to all the "Bimboes" telling him how much they adored him and wanted to sleep with him! Seems like yeaterday when I was slammed for watching anything of substance (you know; the news, food channel, travel channel...) LORD help me if I made a comment about the "Rock of Love"!!!!! I was immediately banished to some "Island of the Damned!" How could I?!! No! Why would I attack that. Man of all Men?! Mr. B. Michaels?!! "OOOH! He's so hot! The way he wears his cowboy hat and that bandana!! OOH! Stop it, Brett! Stop! Oh, you, Thavage, you!!"
Once again, dear Readers, Vulvoes outweigh common sense!
"Somebody jus' shoot me!"
Testosterone?!! No way! Can't even scratch my balls when Brett's on the tube!
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Had to go look at the bimbo's you spoke of and I don't think any of them have anything natural left on them!!!!!
Mr. Michaels can have all of them!
Tortoise
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