Did I vote today? no. Why? Because I'm old enough to know better than to get mixed up in politics. I dunno. I'm sitting here in front of the TV watching the food network show a clip about a "Spam" contest in Austin, Tx. THAT makes sense!! I can tune in the Travel Channel and watch Andrew Zimmern slurp down Grubs and eat stuff from a goats ass. THAT makes sense! I have fervently been watching two BOZO's "bitch slap" one another and EACH has said the same thing their former running mates said four years ago,..eight years ago,..12,16,20,24,28......I not buying it.
Switching the scene here.
I read something from the internet yesterday that kind of told me that people are "really monkeys in bluejeans". Someone wrote that Nostradamus predicted this election. ....yep.
I have this theory. At one time in the far past Mars had a civilization that had flourished and then (as we face today) exhausted their planet's resources, depleted it's atmosphere and essentially, "screwed" themselves out of a home. So, they "eyeballed" our planet. It was nearby, had an atmoshere and probably, with some rearranging of either atmoshere, or alien genetics, they could repopulate. TA DA!!! Monkeys and Humankind! These Martians probably would've looked pretty hideous to us, but through genetic alterations they finally came up with a being that could inhabit this planet.
To me this explains a lot of missing links. 'Frinstance, Pyramids. They're ALL OVER the world, but none of the civilizations whom built were ever in contact with one another when they were built. Or, were they?! Let's look at the idea of Atlantis. It's belief and legend is worldwide. If we can believe in the bibilical Flood, Sodom and Gommorah, why can't we believe in other "non christian" ideas? The Pyramids are similar in design. Most used for the same Astronomical predictions and calculations. I dunno why the sacrifices came about, must of been hard living in those jungles....that're some King found out his daughter was banging the local cocoa bean picker and decided, "WE SHALL HAVE A PARTY!!!!!" "OUT WITH HIS HEART!!!" What was that guy thinkin'?!
The Nasca plains in Peru; from high in the air one can see huge animals, birds, insects and even something that looks like a landing strip! Why Not?! I ask. Why couldn't there have been a civilization from Mars that decided to populate this one. If they could travel space, they certainly could travel around our little planet.
I digress. To wrap life and civilization up in 5,000 years seems pretty ludicrous to me. To simply deny those ideas and have millions of worshippers believing some "dude" walked on water?!!! EH?!! Am I nuts?!
Switching the scene here.
I read something from the internet yesterday that kind of told me that people are "really monkeys in bluejeans". Someone wrote that Nostradamus predicted this election. ....yep.
I have this theory. At one time in the far past Mars had a civilization that had flourished and then (as we face today) exhausted their planet's resources, depleted it's atmosphere and essentially, "screwed" themselves out of a home. So, they "eyeballed" our planet. It was nearby, had an atmoshere and probably, with some rearranging of either atmoshere, or alien genetics, they could repopulate. TA DA!!! Monkeys and Humankind! These Martians probably would've looked pretty hideous to us, but through genetic alterations they finally came up with a being that could inhabit this planet.
To me this explains a lot of missing links. 'Frinstance, Pyramids. They're ALL OVER the world, but none of the civilizations whom built were ever in contact with one another when they were built. Or, were they?! Let's look at the idea of Atlantis. It's belief and legend is worldwide. If we can believe in the bibilical Flood, Sodom and Gommorah, why can't we believe in other "non christian" ideas? The Pyramids are similar in design. Most used for the same Astronomical predictions and calculations. I dunno why the sacrifices came about, must of been hard living in those jungles....that're some King found out his daughter was banging the local cocoa bean picker and decided, "WE SHALL HAVE A PARTY!!!!!" "OUT WITH HIS HEART!!!" What was that guy thinkin'?!
The Nasca plains in Peru; from high in the air one can see huge animals, birds, insects and even something that looks like a landing strip! Why Not?! I ask. Why couldn't there have been a civilization from Mars that decided to populate this one. If they could travel space, they certainly could travel around our little planet.
I digress. To wrap life and civilization up in 5,000 years seems pretty ludicrous to me. To simply deny those ideas and have millions of worshippers believing some "dude" walked on water?!!! EH?!! Am I nuts?!
Ran 12 miles the other day. Not bad for an "old" dude. Poppycock", I say! Old is in the mind. How we approach our latter years is in our hands. Not some magazine, Guru, 20'sumthin bangin' Cougars,...
My friend said, "If women who chase younger men are called Cougars, why not men who chase younger women be called "Bears"? I like it! Then we thought, "Why would we want to pursue someone who gets their social studies from Cosmo Magazine and "The Rock of Love"? Not me. I need something else stimulated, also. My MIND. What's left of it.
Well, I tried to scramble everything in tonight's blog and believe I have done such. I have decided that my Art Show for next year will entail two days. In college I enjoyed "messin' with people's minds". Kinda like performance art. I have decided to "Rock this Town" before I leave it! Am I going to leave it?! Who knows. Right now I do know that Niles really is "Bedrock", as one of my dear friends says. And, the number of Cougars around here is beginning to increase. "Where the hell is Animal Control when you need them?!"
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You silly man. Men who chase younger women (you know like a 42 year old man chasing a 21 year old girl) are not Bears. They're Donkeys. No Wait not Donkeys, the donkeys cousin. Oh yes that's it JackAss!!!
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